Daily Haiku - 01.26.08

Mexican Neighbors

I hear you all night.
Singing, I can't understand.
Please close the window.

Daily Haiku - 01.24.08

Salt

Putting salt on roads
makes them less icy, it's true.
But now I can't see.

Daily Haiku - 01.23.08

Haiku

Yellow pad in hand
I sit to write a haiku.
Hope I don't fall in.

Daily Haiku - 01.21.08

Talking Clock

You tell me the time
even though I just don't care.
So, go fuck yourself.

Daily Haiku - 01.20.08

Swearing

If you swear at work
you will be reprimanded.
Fun is not allowed.

Daily Haiku - 01.18.08

Driving

Why can't people drive?
If I get cut off once more
I'ma choke a bitch.

Daily Haiku - 01.17.08

Angry Monkey

The angry monkey
throws feces at the tourists
while I point and laugh.

Daily Haiku - 01.16.08

The Fish

You fought long and hard.
Alas, twas not hard enough,
'cause now you're dinner.

Daily Haiku - 01.15.08

Cubicle Warrior

Shine on you crazy
cubicle warrior, you.
Keep living the dream.

Daily Haiku - 01.13.08

The Third Pig

Should I build with straw?
Or maybe I should use sticks.
Nah, I'll build with bricks.

Daily Haiku - 01.10.08

Wings

Boneless chicken wings,
no matter how you sauce them
are mighty tasty.

Daily Haiku - 01.09.08

The Beating

I opened a can.
Unfortunately for me
it wasn't whoop ass.

Daily Haiku - 01.08.08

Life Sucks?

You think your life sucks?
At least you're not Britney Spears.
Suck it up, pussy.

Daily Haiku - 01.07.08

In an effort to post something, I am going to start trying to post a daily haiku. This is something that I had been tossing around for another site that was being...well, tossed around. I'll start here.

So, here it is, the inaugural Daily Haiku by J: "Public Service Announcement"

A Public Service
Announcement: Shit tastes like shit
Thank you, that is all.