You want to take my what???

So now, apparently, bacon causes cancer. Health experts in the UK have gone so far as to say that we should eliminate it from our diet as humans.

EXCUSE ME??? ELIMINATE BACON??? FUCK YOU!!!

The day I stop eating bacon is the day I take my leave of this green Earth. It will not happen. Bacon is just too tasty. Sure, I know, bacon isn't so good for you. Fat and whatnot. So don't eat pounds and pounds of it. But to suggest that we ban it? That's just crazy talk. What's next? Chocolate causes the gout? Ice cream is linked to rabies? Where does it end?

For me...it ends with bacon. I'm done with "scientists" telling me that I shouldn't eat this or I shouldn't eat that. They never know for sure. Things like this change all the time. Milk used to be good, then it was bad, now it's good again. Same thing with eggs.

The way I see it is this: everything in moderation. I'm not going to stop eating anything because some scientist tells me to. I just don't eat or drink too much of any one thing is all. Bacon for breakfast once a week is not going to kill me. Neither is a six pack of beer a night...OK, that might some day, but you know what? It makes me happy so damn you for judging me.

Stop eating bacon...now that's just nuts.